Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Text #58,970,694 from Shitty Ex-boyfriend

Earlier today I was thinking about how I've never really had my heart broken, and how much it scares me that I'm going to end up getting hurt by my current BF.

My last boyfriend and I were over for so long before it ended it didn't take much to get over. And he cheated, so that was the end of that.

I could devote an entire blog to the bullshit I still get, 2 1/2 years later, from my Shitty Ex-boyfriend.

Example: He texts me from Chicago at 10:30 this morning.

Nick: I'm on Michigan Ave... sure would be nice to have a shopping partner.
Coconut: You can pretend I'm there and buy me stuff. (I'm such a bitch.)

He texts me back at 3pm. "It's ok... just a little light shopping today, you still would have loved it."

WTF?

5 comments:

Southern Sage said...

I had to follow.......
the butt comment made me!
Guys are assheads!
all of them!
us
yeah
sigh

blackdog said...

yeah coco - comments about your cute butt on other blogs will tend to increase your readership here. hope you're up to the task....

Coconut said...

Well, it was actually about the trade-off of having no boobs, but I'll take it!

Trixie Firecracker said...

I would have just given him the cold shoulder and deleted the text. My ex knows that the second he contacts me, I call the police (long story here...)

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