Smelly, Slow-walking People Suck

Finally, a little time for a blog post! Work has been insane for the past two weeks. I still don't have a boss, so guess who gets to do all the extra work? I actually don't mind it since previously 85% of my days were spent on blogs and Facebook, but when it rains it pours. I have a meeting about the fashion show tonight, so I've spent all week preparing for it. I will be relieved when that meeting is over and I can go home and start my weekend.

The exciting news in my life is that since I have no boss yet, they are sending me to New York in less than two weeks to be a fabulous fashionista! Or at least to experience the glamorous part of my job. I'm way excited. I lived there for two months doing my internships two years ago and I haven't been back since. Plus it's all paid for by the company and I will be taken out every night to be wined and dined. No complaints there! Should make for good blogging.

This week has been way too long. I'm exhausted and starting to feel ill again. I need more sleep, but who knows when that will happen. I'm also very cranky. I had nothing to bring for lunch today so I had to go out to the food court.

[Time out: just got a call from the man who would be my boss's boss. Let's call him Mick. Mick just informed me his boss, who is a VP of the company, will be joining us Monday in NYC. I will have to be on my best behavior and will have to seem incredibly smart. She's the smartest woman I know! Makes me nervous!]

Anyway, as I'm walking to Subway, I get stuck behind two slow walking males. I cannot STAND slow walkers! I want to punch them in the back of the head. And not only were they walking slow, they smelled AWFUL! I couldn't get around them and I was stuck walking slowly behind a terrible stench. Never in my life have I wanted to run up to someone and yell, "WASH YOUR PENIS!" but today I really, really wanted to.

I finally got to Subway and was standing in line when this incredibly old woman came and stood RIGHT BESIDE ME. I could have leaned over and rested my elbow on her head. I'm only 5'4" and she came up to my shoulder, but that's beside the point. The point is that there was no reason she needed to stand that close!

And they only had two people working at Subway. This is during lunch, so one person was making sandwiches and one was ringing the cash register. I don't know who's genius idea that was, but it took FOREVER. Seriously, two people? During lunch? I hate people today!

This weekend should be good fun. The BF has friends in town and Saturday is CK's birthday. Drunken shenanigans are sure to be had!