Tuesday, July 22, 2008

If You've Ever Wondered...

In order to temporarily get myself out of my rut, I decided to treat myself to a shopping spree. I was pretty disappointed when I couldn't find anything worth buying. I did, however, manage to spend $175 at Victoria's Secret. AND I found the perfect bra for me! It's super comfy, and it makes my boobs look good! I got it in three colors. It looks like this:


This got me thinking about the different types of underwear I own. I can put them into four categories.

Do me underwear, consisting of sexy panties with matching bras, camis, or corsets in sheer, lacy fabrics. These are my favorites. Even if I don't feel sexy, if I'm wearing sexy underwear I will. This is also the most fun to buy, and te most fun to model. I don't know if he notices it all the time, but I usually try to wear the sexy stuff around my boyfriend. I'm sure if I started wearing granny panties he would wish for the good ol' days when I wore this sexy stuff.

Work underwear is usually nude bras and nude mesh thongs. These don't show through clothing and don't give panty lines. Can be sexy, but usually pretty basic.

Comfy undies are what I like to come home and lay around in. Sexy enough to be seen in front of the BF, but comfy enough to sleep in. I especially love the Victoria's Secrets "Sexy Little Things" cheeky panties. They're super cute and more comfortable than thongs.

And finally...

Time-of-the-month underwear Usually cotton boyshorts from American Eagle. This is when I just want to be comfy and not feel fat. More for necessity than aesthetics. Men, be very glad you don't have to deal with this, and don't get mad if your woman wants to wear something comfortable rather than sexy.

Well, that's my underwear theory. I don't think guys have more than one type of underwear, but if you do, tell me about it in the comments!

17 comments:

Rachel said...

I have lacy, boy short, and time of the month all in black. I buy everything in black if I can so that way I am always matching. I stopped wearing thongs once the boy short came out, my bottom looks MUCH better in those.

Clyde said...

Hmm----kind of a chuckle
Guys wear the same jocks for work, sexy and comfy---
Ok, we like to see you in your sexies----but basically, we like to see you in underwear because it is one step away frm nakedness.

Oh----knickers to bed---ex wife had 72 cysts removed from her groin. Doctors said---shouldnt wear knicker to bed---let the area breath----started wearing cute boxers---great turn on

villageidiot said...

this post was so sexy, right up til the 'time of the month' part - yuck! And then clyde chimes in with the 72 cysts - good gawd man! MY EYES!

Thomas said...

For my first 25 years, I only wore tighty whities. After that, I switched to briefs of multiple colors (red, blue, black). I never got into boxers. As far as I'm concerned, if it ain't tight, then that ain't right!

Coconut said...

Rachel: That's a very good idea! Most of my stuff is nude, light pink, or black. And I don't think anyone likes the look of their bum in a thong, but I hate panty lines.

Clyde: I usually sleep naked. The undies are just the curtain before the opening act ;O)

Villageidiot: Err...I meant to say I ONLY wear sexy underwear...ALL the time ;O)

Thomas: Haha, nice philosophy on undies! Glad to know I'm not the only person who has one!

villageidiot said...

Waaaait a sec - you usually sleep how?? *head explodes with jealousy*

Must think about baseball, glaciers, cute baby seals...yeah, thats it........

Coconut said...

Yep, that's right, I sleep naked. My boyfriend always sleeps naked and at first I would always wear just panties, but I've gotten used to it.

villageidiot said...

AAARGGHHH! She did NOT just say that again! Go to your happy place - thinking baseball, glaciers, baby seals, kittens mittens.....oh gawd, this is not working :(

Coconut said...

Poor Villageidiot. I will stop now...unless you don't want me to :O)

villageidiot said...

its okay - I must learn to be more mature about these things. BTW, email sent- read it at your own peril....

hotpinksox said...

I have all these catagories too. My EX, never commented on the sexy stuff, should have been a clue.

villageidiot said...

why hps, I bet your pink sox are the hottest around...

Coconut said...

hotpinksox: I do not like that guy!

villageidiot: You better believe they are!

<33 J. said...

Oh I love vicky's cheekys!!! My guy is an "ass guy" so he's into thongs..but I manage to sneak them in for bedtime =]

It's so true...Sexy underware = confident ladies. And happy boyfriends ;)

Coconut said...

My boy is the same way, if I wear underwear, he likes thongs.

Bone said...

I'm mostly boxers. Sometimes, if I remember, I have a couple of pair of boxer-briefs that I'll wear when I go running. Well, one pair at a time, obviously. I do try to wear my "nicer" boxers on days when I think there's a chance someone might see them by the end of the night.

And then if I get behind on laundry, it's commando time. I think that's my underwear theory: Wear whatever is clean.

I feel like I should be charging for this information :)

Coconut said...

Bone: Hmm, so you DO have different categories. Very interesting...

 
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